June 2013
I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry
YES.
Next time you’re on a road trip, stop into a roadside diner (find a classic
one with a long bar, cuz those are neato) during breakfast hours and flag
down a waitress to ask, “Excuse me, where am I?” And when they tell you the
town’s name, say, “No, what planet?” When you get a weird look, turn to
whoever you’re with and say something like, “Shit, keep your mouth shut.
They’re pre-warp…”
*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history
Imagine Spock reading ‘Go The Fuck To Sleep’ to the crew of the Enterprise
shakiras hips would suck at poker
get it? her hips don’t lie
its actually bc they can’t hold the cards but yea that too
- me: *saves videogame*
- me:
- me:
- me: did i save
Beware, Tumblr, I have a...DIFFERING OPINION!
I am open to debate about this topic. Please don’t message me telling me to kill myself. Thanks.
It’s on the topic of so-called social justice people.
As someone who finds it very hard to put ideas into words, this is what I have wanted to say for a very long time.
one shirt,
two shirt,
red shirt?
dead shirt.
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
You
Guys
Are
So
Freaking
Straight
pointyearedgreenbloodedhobgoblin:
SPACE
SPAAACE
MOTHER FUCKIN SPAACE
LOOK AT IT
ITS SO SCARY
AND PRETTY
HOW DO YOU DO THAT SPACE.
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.
do you ever just
stare into space and be like
oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is
son i’m not mad that your text post only got 3 notes i’m just disappointed
my blog sucks but at least i don’t steal people’s sources and ask people to follow me
