unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

saggiest:

Fun prank idea: murder someone so you can go to prison for life and never have to go to school again

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foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

foodfinisher:

Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.

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takemewherethestreetlightsglow:

mallorylrc:

boom goes the dynamite

Whoop there it is

takemewherethestreetlightsglow:

mallorylrc:

boom goes the dynamite

Whoop there it is

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420edgy:

lmao

420edgy:

lmao

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travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

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sandandglass:

Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.

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terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

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tyleroakley:

lindsaychrist:

i wont let this video die

nobody should

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maxonschrave:

when you try your best

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but you don’t succeed

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